1 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,600 Thank you. - You're welcome. 2 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,100 Oh, my! 3 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,300 Mrs. Jones, Rosemary Jones? 4 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,500 Rosie, please, I prefer Rosie. 5 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,700 Is everything alright? - Yes, fine... 6 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,400 I was just checking the... 7 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,500 trunk, the big leather trunk. Is that yours? 8 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,300 Yes, that's mine. 9 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,800 Good, thank you. Good. 10 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,600 Mrs. Jones? 11 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,000 Good morning, officers. 12 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Two dismembered bodies, Rosemary. 13 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,600 Why don't you just tell me who they are? 14 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:35,000 My husband and his mistress. They were planning to run away together. 15 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,400 So you thought you'd just kill them instead. 16 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,400 Well, I couldn't very well stand idly by, could I? 17 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,200 Rosemary Jones, you've been found guilty for the crime of manslaughter. 18 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,200 Manslaughter! And at the time you committed these acts, 19 00:04:56,100 --> 00:05:00,000 you were suffering from such an abnormality of mind, 20 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,700 that it seriously impaired your responsibility. 21 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,100 I therefore make an order for your detention... 22 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,800 in a secure unit for the criminally insane. 23 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,400 Not to be free, 24 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:18,400 until such time as the home secretary decides that your continued detention... 25 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,600 is no longer necessary for the protection of the public. 26 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,300 I don't suppose there's any chance for a cup of tea, is there? 27 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,600 Thank you very much for coming. Very nice to see you again. 28 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,100 Goodbye Mrs. Martin. - Marvelous sermon, Vicar. 29 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,400 Very kind, thank you. 30 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:04,400 Thank you, Reverend Goodfellow. - You're very welcome, Mrs. Parker. 31 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:10,600 I just wanted to have a word with you about the flower arranging committee. 32 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,400 Oh, ah, yes of course. Perhaps... - This afternoon. 33 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,700 Mrs. Goodfellow is not with you again? 34 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,600 Oh no, no. Sorry about that. She's been very busy. Mrs. Parker. 35 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,400 Next week perhaps? - Perhaps, yes. 36 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,400 Although, she is incredibly busy at the moment. 37 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,300 Oh! 38 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,500 For fuck's sake. Jesus Christ! 39 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:50,000 What's a girl got to do to get a decent nights sleep around here? 40 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,700 Holly! 41 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:06,100 Don't forget about Tuesday. - Oh sorry, it's Tuesday. 42 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,600 Oh, Petey. 43 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,400 Fuck off. Holly, it's time to wake up. 44 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,700 Holly... 45 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:48,100 Holly, I know you're in there, would you please come out, right away! 46 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,800 Mother! I don't think you want me to do that. 47 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I think you'll find I bloody well do. 48 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,600 Is that you, Carl? No, this is Mark. 49 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,700 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Goodfellow. 50 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:08,900 Holly, this is totally unacceptable. - I'm 17, it's been legal for a year. 51 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,900 Legal does not make it decent. 52 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,000 Is everything alright, Mrs. Goodfellow? 53 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,900 Yes, everything is fine, Mrs. Parker. 54 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Is that Holly I heard? - Holly? No. 55 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,900 Oh. Morning, Mrs. Parker. 56 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,100 Morning. 57 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:43,700 You know the thing that pains me the most? - No. But you'll tell me anyway. 58 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,900 You're an intelligent girl. - An intelligent girl who's got a libido. 59 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 An intelligent girl knows what to do with it. - I know it. 60 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,300 Oh, Holly. 61 00:08:56,500 --> 00:09:00,100 We used to be such friends. Hello. 62 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:05,900 Now you cross with me all the time. - Because you are a total and utter bitch. 63 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:10,200 Ah, look at you two. Morning, sweetheart. - Morning. 64 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,700 It's sort of as we feared, the pond. 65 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:18,100 I've been chatting with the chaps at the Water Board. Looks like it's algae. 66 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,700 It could be one of two or three different types apparently. 67 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,600 Some of them poisonous. They're worried about the water-table. 68 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,900 Anyway, they say it will get worse if it's not dealt with. 69 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:34,200 A lot of things will get worse if they're not dealt with. 70 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:38,800 They'll come back to me with the details. - The devil's in the details, Dad. 71 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:42,000 Could we not say that word on a Sunday. 72 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,800 Dad! 73 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,200 Alright. - Where are you going now? 74 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:53,400 I've got work to do. - You've just been to work. 75 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,500 I've got to write a speech for that convention, 76 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,200 God's mysterious ways, 77 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:03,200 and that's all I've got to show for it, a title. 78 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,700 See, you're an utter bitch to him. - No, I'm not. 79 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,200 And I know why, you're not getting any. - What? 80 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,000 The same reason you're angry with me and Mark. 81 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:25,400 Oh, in the van, in front of the house, on a Sunday. 82 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:29,700 That might have more to do with it. - I don't think so. 83 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,500 Oh, you must be right then. - Well, I usually am. 84 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,000 Can I get you any? 85 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:43,200 Petey, how long have you been there? - Holly says you're not getting any. 86 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,500 Can I get you some? - Oh Petey, that's very thoughtful, 87 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,400 but no, you can't. 88 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,700 Let's face it. I'm no good at this. - No, you just need a little tweaking, 89 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,000 a little Lance adjustment, but that's another story. 90 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,700 Alright now, Gloria. 91 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:12,700 I told you that the key is in the swing. - Well, I never had a good swing. 92 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,600 I disagree. I bet you could swing really well. 93 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,800 Now, you grip that shaft, gently but firmly. 94 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,100 Now, spread your legs. A little more. - Oh. 95 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,700 Now you bend to the ball slowly. 96 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:40,200 Yeah. Now, bend your knees. 97 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,900 Yeah. 98 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,900 Feel good? - Yes, feels fine. 99 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,900 Okay. 100 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,100 Now you just keep your eye on the ball. - Okay. 101 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,900 You let me worry about the hole. - Right. 102 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,700 That's quite good. - Well, your ball is in the rough, 103 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,800 but it's a good feeling, huh? - Yeah. 104 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,300 One more? 105 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,900 Okay. 106 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:31,900 Mrs. Parker asked after you again this morning. - Surprise, surprise. 107 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:36,100 I think I'm beginning to run out excuses. - Well, then don't make any. 108 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:40,000 You know what you can do, you can go down and kill that bloody dog, 109 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,300 and I'll put in a month of Sundays. 110 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:59,400 Was that a brassier over Holly's shoulder this morning? 111 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,400 You're a half day behind the rest of us, you know that? 112 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,000 We call it a bra nowadays. 113 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,900 Why did she have it over her shoulder? 114 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:18,600 She was doing the laundry. 115 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,900 Mr. Brown? 116 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:59,800 Mr. Brown, it's Mrs. Goodfellow, about Clarence, it's about your dog. 117 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,100 You woke me. - Yes, well, your dog woke me. 118 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,900 What did you say? - I said your dog woke me. 119 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,400 Well, he's found his voice. - Yes, he has, hasn't he? 120 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:20,500 I was wondering whether we could perhaps keep him inside just the night-time. 121 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,400 Got your sandwiches and sports bag? Yes. Yes! 122 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,900 Daddy is picking you up this afternoon. - But Daddy forgets. 123 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,200 No! And tomorrow it's a new housekeeper, and she's paid not to forget. 124 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:40,400 I thought you were going to be brave and take the bus this year. - Next year. 125 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:45,900 No, you said that last year. Come on, you're going to have a good time. 126 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:52,100 See you around, Goodfellow. 127 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,600 My shoelace is undone. 128 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:02,200 Tell me about when you were a girl. - Oh Petey, you know already. 129 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,800 Alright then. 130 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,800 When I was a girl, I lived in a big scary house. 131 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,900 With the black women. - No, they wore black, they were nuns. 132 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,900 Mostly Irish, and mostly evil. 133 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,600 And you were there because you were awful. - No, I was an orphan. Orphan, darling. 134 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,800 Come on, off you go have a good day. - Remember to make Daddy remember. 135 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,700 Promise. 136 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,600 Oh, she's here already? The housekeeper. 137 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,800 No, no, just her trunk. It arrived while you were out. 138 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,400 It's a lovely old thing. Isn't it? Well, well, well. 139 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,600 Look at that. Grace. 140 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,000 Is it a sign, do you think? - No, I think it's a trunk. 141 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:04,800 In the books I read when I was a boy there was always a trunk just like this, 142 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:09,000 full of treasure. - You will remember to pick up Pete? 143 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:13,100 I can't this afternoon. - Alright. I'll write it down. 144 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,900 I've got to take Mrs. Applebee to the garden centre. 145 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,400 Now, where's the pen? The Pen? 146 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,700 Oh, look at this. 147 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,500 You've made it really nice up here. Grace should be very happy. 148 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:39,700 You know, Lilian and Brian have made love in every single room in their house. 149 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:46,900 Their house is smaller. - Yes, but they went around twice. 150 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I'm late for work already. - So, what's half an hour? 151 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:57,100 You take this off, and you're just a man, Walter Goodfellow. 152 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,600 Don't forget Petey, now. 153 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,700 Oh, Lord, yes. I think I wrote it down. 154 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,600 Yep. 155 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,900 Hello! 156 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,400 Petey! 157 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,100 Petey? 158 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,500 Walter? 159 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:55,400 Hi, Darling. We're just talking about the Algae and... - Where's Petey? 160 00:17:56,500 --> 00:18:00,600 Oh Lord. I'm sorry. Mrs. Hallyway rang me about her crisis of faith. 161 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:05,500 She was on the verge of losing it. - I know the bloody feeling. 162 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,300 Let's get him. - No, this is really unnecessary. 163 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,400 Should I push him? Do you want to be pushed? - No, please. 164 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,100 I'm going to count to three. Three. - No! 165 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,500 See you in the morning. 166 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,900 Oh, deary, deary me. Look at you. 167 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,800 Give me a hand. Let me help you up. You look so uncomfortable. 168 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:53,700 No one has a clue where he is. - I don't understand. 169 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,600 There he is! 170 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,700 Who the bloody hell is that? 171 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Hey, what are you doing with my son? 172 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,600 Come here, come on. Quick. - Oh. 173 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,700 You must be Gloria. - Get in the car. 174 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,600 Look, I think, there might be a misunderstanding. 175 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,600 You bet your life there's a misunderstanding. 176 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,300 Grace Hawkins. 177 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,900 You're Grace Hawkins. - Yes. 178 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,900 Mrs. Hawkins, welcome to Little Wallop. - Thank you, Vicar. 179 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,700 I'm sorry about earlier, Mrs. Hawkins. - Oh, no. Not at all. 180 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,400 Under the circumstances you did just the right thing. 181 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,700 I could have been anybody, and please call me Grace. - Reverend! 182 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:19,800 Ah, Mrs. Parker, may I introduce you to our new housekeeper, Grace Hawkins. 183 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:25,100 Mrs. Parker is chairman... chair of the St. Michael's Flower Arranging Committee. 184 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:29,700 Which I wanted to talk to you about. - We will talk about it, we really will, 185 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,200 but Grace has literally just arrived, and I was wondering... - The tricks... 186 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,600 We'd better go in. They'll be forever. ...are quite unbelievable. 187 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,300 In my whole experience in 43 years on this committee. 188 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,400 I'm well aware of this problem. 189 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,500 Oh, this is just... 190 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:57,500 He's a persistent little fellow, isn't he? - It's not what I call him. 191 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,500 I've given it a good airing, but it's still a little bit musty. 192 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:07,200 Oh no, it's perfect. 193 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:13,900 It's just as I imagined it. A perfect home for a perfect family. 194 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,500 Well, let's hope they make us an offer. - A sense of humor. 195 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,500 I like that. - Good, because you're going to need one. 196 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,200 There you go again. 197 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,100 How are we going to get that upstairs? - Oh, we'll find a way. 198 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:42,200 What do you think is in it? - I don't know and I didn't ask. 199 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,300 Holly! - I just want to know what's in it. 200 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,100 Memories, dear. 201 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,000 A life time of memories. 202 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,700 And a few clothes. 203 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,600 You must be Holly. My, you are tall. 204 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,800 You must get that from your father's side. 205 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,900 Oh, this is David. - Hi. 206 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,200 Oh! 207 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:15,000 The women in this family certainly share a taste for good looking fellows. 208 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,600 Holly, are you taking the weight? - This way. 209 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,600 A sharp left, darling. - Watch it, watch it. 210 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:30,300 Sorry, sorry. Now this door's very narrow. 211 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,200 Slowly down. Watch your fingers. That's fine. 212 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:45,600 Well now, I don't think the occasion should go by without a few words. 213 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,800 Walter. - Just a few words, Gloria. 214 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:53,100 Lord, thank you for this day. 215 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,700 And thank you for bringing us Grace, 216 00:22:56,900 --> 00:23:02,100 who joined our family today and who we hope will be very happy here. 217 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,900 And thank you also for Carl... 218 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,100 Mark... - David. 219 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,800 David, 220 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,800 who we've also only just met, actually, 221 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,700 but who seems to be a very... ah... 222 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:23,000 nice young man indeed. - Amen. 223 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:28,200 Alright, who would like a cup of tea? - Yeah, we'd better get going. 224 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:33,300 Thank you for that, Walter. Vicar, sir. - Oh, you're very welcome, Grace. 225 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,500 I meant every word. - Thank you. 226 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 God, you drive me crazy. 227 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,900 Oh God. - No... 228 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,400 No, stop, stop! 229 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:06,100 Okay, I know where we could drive. That's five minutes away. - Not the shed. 230 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,200 You know it? - Of course I know it! 231 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:13,000 I'm the Vicar's wife, Lance. I'd have to drive half a day... 232 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,200 before I'm not recognized. - So let's stay. 233 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:19,500 You want our first time to be in a car. - Honey, I just want our first time. 234 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,800 I'm not doing it in a car. 235 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,900 Women in my age don't do it in cars. That's the sort of thing my daughter does. 236 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,100 She does? No, I hear you. - There's a time and a place, Lance. 237 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,400 Like Mexico. - Exactly, like Mexico. 238 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,800 Which is exactly where we are going to be. - When? 239 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Soon, I promise. 240 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:42,600 I just want a break. I just need a break. 241 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:46,400 Just a couple of weeks. - We'll be there in a heartbeat, baby. 242 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,600 Naked and living of the fruits of love. 243 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,200 Warm sun. - Tequila. 244 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,200 Hot salsa. 245 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:02,500 Would that be the music or the food. - I think, a bit of both. 246 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,800 Ah! 247 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:20,900 Good night then. - A little good night kiss. 248 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:25,700 Are you crazy? They're all watching. That's Mrs. Parker! - Who? 249 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:30,700 Oh, come on. She probably... She probably can't even see. 250 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,000 Just pretend you're a taxi and go. Go on. 251 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,300 I'll call you. - What the hell am I doing? 252 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,500 I hope you know because I have no clue. 253 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,900 Wow! Oh my Lord. 254 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,500 So you must be Holly. 255 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,100 See you next time sweetie. 256 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:25,300 Jesus Christ. 257 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:30,600 Can't we have some good old fashioned rock to smite that little fucker dead. 258 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:34,400 Then I might start listening to you again. 259 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,800 I'm sorry, did I startle you? - No, no. Is everything okay? 260 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:45,100 Oh yes. I just wanted to thank you. Thank you very much. 261 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:49,500 No, not at all. It's me who should be thanking you, really. 262 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800 Well, good night, dear. - Good night. 263 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:57,800 You know, my father was a minister. - Really? 264 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,200 That's a coincidence. - So, I know their little ways. 265 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:08,400 Well I think you'll find Walter is quite set in his. 266 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:13,100 You just leave him to me, dear. - Why couldn't I just do that. 267 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,600 Should I close the door? - That would be lovely. 268 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:19,700 Good night, dear. - Good night. 269 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,000 Alright. 270 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,600 Oh! 271 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,900 Clarence! 272 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,700 Clarence? 273 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600 Where's that bloody dog? 274 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,500 Wakey, wakey. 275 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800 I thought you deserved a lie-in. 276 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Breakfast is ready when you are. 277 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,300 Oh, I slept straight through. - Makes a change. 278 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,900 Fantastic. 279 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:24,400 Grace, this is absolutely fantastic. - Thank you, Vicar. Here's a toast, dear. 280 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:29,200 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, did you know that, Holly? 281 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,500 I vaguely remember Mom failing to drum that into me. 282 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,300 Good morning. 283 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,500 As it's such a big day for you, Vicar, I've given you extra. 284 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,900 It's only a bit of fun, Grace. - Oh, can't I talk you out of it. 285 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,600 No. 286 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,600 It's going to be the most embarrassing day of my life, again. 287 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,400 It's all in a good cause. - That doesn't make it less embarrassing. 288 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:56,700 I think it could be fun. - She's new, she'll learn. 289 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,000 Chin up, chin up. - I just need to warm up a bit, I think. 290 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,100 Bad luck Vicar. - Oh dear. 291 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000 No, I just can't watch. - Oh, Holly. 292 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:30,200 Why hang around just to see him humiliate himself in front of the whole village? 293 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:34,000 As if I don't get enough of that every Sunday. 294 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:44,500 He's a handsome fellow, isn't he? - What? 295 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:47,100 Your husband. 296 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,000 Come on! 297 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,900 Cuts quite an athletic figure. 298 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,200 I'll be back in a minute. 299 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,700 Let's cheer for your father, shall we, perhaps that'll help. - Come on, Dad. 300 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,400 Come on, Vicar. - Hi. 301 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,300 Perhaps next time. - I'm sorry. 302 00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:22,500 I was waving. Oh dear. 303 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:42,400 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry about that. - Come on, Vicar. 304 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,500 Pray for guidance, Vicar. 305 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,300 That was only just in. 306 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,400 Sorry. 307 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,300 Sorry. 308 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,800 You alright, Vicar? - Oh, I'm fine. 309 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:28,100 I'm just winded. I think I'm fine. - No, no. 310 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,200 I promise you. I'm sure I can carry on. - Take a breather. 311 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,500 Come on. - You okay, Dad? 312 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,600 Yes, I'm fine. - Hard luck, Vic. Oh, thank you, Grace. I did my best. 313 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:50,300 Would you like a nice hot cup of tea? - That sounds wonderful, Grace. 314 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,600 Come on, let's get your father some tea. - Thank you. 315 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,400 To me, to me! 316 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,100 That was bad luck out there, Reverend. - Thank you. 317 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:18,900 Well, I guess these things happen? - Yes, they certainly do. They just did. 318 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,400 I went for the ball, Ref. 319 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,500 Well, I got to hand it to you, Walter, 320 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,800 you sure took it like a man, I'll say that for you. 321 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,600 I'm sorry, I... Have we... - Oh, sorry, Lance. 322 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,500 I see your wife. 323 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,600 I'm her golf pro. - Oh yes. 324 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:52,700 She takes her golf very seriously. 325 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,400 Yeah, always comes on time, too. 326 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,900 Oh yes, she's very good like that. Very good. 327 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,200 Well... 328 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:16,500 Nice to meet you, Walter. - Nice to meet you, Lance. 329 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,900 Are you trying to make this as awkward as possible? 330 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,700 We were just two guys shooting the breeze. 331 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:41,300 Nothing to worry about. Besides, you can't blame a man... 332 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:47,200 for wanting to check out his competition. - Yeah, but that's my husband. 333 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:53,000 So, guess what. 334 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,100 I talked to my travel guide last night. - Really? And what did he say? 335 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,400 When are we leaving? - It's all good. 336 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,300 Here you go, Petey. 337 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:31,100 I'll drive so I can show you the way, then you can drive. - I can't. 338 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:35,200 No, it's alright you're on my insurance. - No, I can't drive. 339 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:40,100 Well, it's never to late to learn. Good morning. 340 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:44,800 Hi, you haven't seen Clarence, have you? - No, I'm afraid not. 341 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,600 It's not like him, it's not like him at all. 342 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:55,600 Oh, dear. Never mind, the best night's sleep I've had in a long time. 343 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:59,700 Every cloud has a silver lining. 344 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,700 Clarence! 345 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,800 You little bugger, where are you? Clarence! 346 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,600 Get out of the way! Move! 347 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,800 I've got to order a new track suit. Would you like me to come in with you? 348 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,900 Is that a good idea? - Yeah. 349 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,500 So in Mexico they have these endless miles... 350 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,900 of perfect glistening white sand beaches. 351 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000 And what we're going to do, for the rest of our lives, 352 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,500 is to find our own little stretch, our own little private place, 353 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,400 just you and me. 354 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:10,600 And then what I going to do, 355 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,300 is, I am going to cover your body with coconut cream every day, 356 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,600 and I am going to start at your toes, 357 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:23,500 and I going to lick my way up slowly all the way to your little... 358 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,600 Well, that sounds lovely. When do we go? 359 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,400 Fuck! 360 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,600 How was he? - Oh, petrified. Oh, poor Petey. 361 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,400 Hello? 362 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,600 Hello, Lilian. I can't really talk right now, can I call you back, later? 363 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:06,900 I found the perfect spot. - Bye. 364 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,100 Yes, that was Lilian, an old friend of mine. 365 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,400 Clarence! 366 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:21,500 Clarence! 367 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,100 Clarence, where are you? 368 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:29,800 And then once we broke into the boy's college in the middle of the night, 369 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:33,600 me and some friends and did a striptease for the lads. 370 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:38,300 It wasn't any old college either, it was religion and philosophy. 371 00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:42,700 Is that where you met Walter? - That's where I met Walter. 372 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:47,500 He was post-grad and I was a first year, and he was... 373 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,700 He was just different from the others. 374 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,300 Still is. Not many like him around. 375 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,600 Put your finger on here, will you? - But why is it, 376 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:05,900 when they eventually do find God, that they lose their sense of humor? 377 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,400 Oh. 378 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,000 Hello? 379 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,000 Lilian, again. 380 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,900 Where are you? 381 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:42,200 That was Lilian and I'm going for a nip into town and meet her for lunch. 382 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,200 Lilian? 383 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:48,500 I'd so like to meet her. - Yes, of course! Uhm... 384 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:53,500 I'll sort something out. 385 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,100 Bye-bye. - Bye. 386 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:12,600 Gods ways are mysterious, that's why we say: 387 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,700 God's mysterious ways. 388 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:21,500 I mean, look at Job and all that befell him. He asks the Lord: 389 00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:24,900 "Why are you doing all of this to me?" 390 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:29,200 And God could have explained, 391 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:33,100 but instead he just said: "Trust me, Job." 392 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,900 Now that's mysterious. 393 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,000 God? 394 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,000 Yes, Walter? 395 00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:00,600 How do you think it's sounding? 396 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,500 Well, the title stinks, for a start. 397 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:08,600 Hi, I'm sorry. I can't agree with God about that. 398 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,900 Goodness, Grace. - Hope you don't mind. 399 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:16,000 No, no, no, I was just practicing for the convention. 400 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,200 It's very thought provoking. 401 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:22,700 Dry and boring, I think, you mean. 402 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,800 But that's me all over. - Nonsense. 403 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,800 I'm not the most vibrant of individuals. 404 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:32,800 A bit serious, perhaps. 405 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,400 You've hit the nail on the head there. - Reverend Goodfellow! 406 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,700 Reverend Goodfellow! I just wanted to speak to you about... 407 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,200 Mrs. Hawkins. - Mrs. Parker. 408 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:54,200 Is it possible to have a word with you, privately? 409 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,600 It's about the flower arranging committee. 410 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,100 It has taken a turn for the worse. I have never in all my life, 411 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,300 I have never, never... - Mrs. Parker, 412 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:09,600 the Reverend is practicing his sermon. 413 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,600 Ah, yes, I have a convention coming up. 414 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,700 I see. 415 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,300 Very well. 416 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,400 Goodbye, Mrs. Parker. 417 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,100 Oh, dear. I hope that didn't... - Of course not. 418 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:36,100 For goodness sake, you are a busy man, Vicar, people should realize that. 419 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,200 Right. 420 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,200 Yes. 421 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,200 Now. 422 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,100 About your sermon. 423 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,800 Yes? 424 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,400 Do you like jokes? 425 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,100 Jokes? 426 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:24,500 So you see, God is very tired and he say to St. Peter: 427 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,800 "Look, Peter... Petey," he says, 428 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:32,200 "I'm absolutely exhausted. I need a holiday, I really do. 429 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:35,900 Is there anywhere you can suggest?" So, 430 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,600 St. Peter thinks for a bit, and then he says: "Well I know," 431 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:42,900 he says, "what about the moon?" 432 00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:48,000 And God said: "No, I don't think so. Not the moon, there's no atmosphere." 433 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,100 Yeah, that's funny. - I'm not finished, yet. So then God says: 434 00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:59,000 "I really want something different." So, St. Peter says: "Well, what about Earth?" 435 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,200 And God says: "No, I went there 2000 years ago. 436 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:09,100 I met this nice little Jewish girl, and they're still talking about it." 437 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,600 I did good, huh? 438 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,500 You look beautiful. 439 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,400 After you. 440 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,000 Fabulous, right? - Oh yes! 441 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:48,000 The tickets are on their way. 442 00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:58,800 Baby! Oh, baby! 443 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,700 Oh, this is it! Oh God. 444 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:08,400 I need... - Wait! 445 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:11,500 What? - Let me take my clothes off. 446 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:15,900 Okay. 447 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:35,000 Oh, man. Oh, God almighty! 448 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,000 Slow, slow, slow. 449 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:54,300 Oh, yeah! Oh, God almighty. You make me crazy. 450 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,400 Oh God, what's that? - What? 451 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,200 That. 452 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:12,700 This is my love thing. - I know what it is. 453 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,200 I thought you Brits like this kind of thing. - No. 454 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:19,300 You do not think this is hot? 455 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,400 No. 456 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,800 You didn't turn your phone off. 457 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,900 Hello? 458 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:37,700 What? 459 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,400 Who the hell's this? Oh. 460 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 A girl. - I don't know any girls. 461 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,300 I got it, I'll just take it off. - No, keep it on. 462 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:54,900 In fact you could put everything back on. I think we had quite enough for today. 463 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,300 Good Lord. 464 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,600 "Giggle with God". 465 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,400 Oh no. 466 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,300 Is everything alright, Vicar? 467 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,700 It's just so quiet, Grace. 468 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:00,900 Lovely, isn't it? 469 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,400 Have a good afternoon. - And you. 470 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,100 Very good. 471 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:33,500 Is your dad going to make you pray tonight? 472 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:38,000 Shut up. - Does he make you pray to baby Jesus? 473 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,800 Just leave me alone. - Run to granny, you prat. 474 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,200 Are you alright? - Yeah. 475 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:04,300 You know, I was wondering, if you had a magic word, what word would it be? 476 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:08,400 I mean, what's your favorite word? - My favorite word? 477 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,300 Broccoli - Broccoli? 478 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,000 Well, I don't know. Why not? 479 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,600 It's alright, Petey, it's alright. 480 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,400 You just close your eyes. Keep them closed. 481 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,700 Now say the magic word. 482 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:31,800 Broccoli. 483 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,400 Now open them. 484 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,600 See what happens. 485 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,000 Look, there's God boy. - It's alright. 486 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:52,500 You're dead, God boy, you're dead! 487 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,000 My breaks aren't working! - I can't stop! 488 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:18,900 Who's that? - He's Billy Martin. 489 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:23,800 Wow! Good old Broccoli. Shall we have some for supper? 490 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,600 Hi, Mom. 491 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:43,500 You know, flour can be so sensual. 492 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,300 In Heaven it took me 3 months to find a priest up here for the wedding. 493 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,600 How long do you think it would take me to find a lawyer? - Yeah, I like that. 494 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:56,100 Oh, Gloria, you're back. This is Mark... ah... 495 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,100 David... ah... - Grant. 496 00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:05,800 Oh, now this is a good one. Holly! Come and listen to this. 497 00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:08,600 Sit down. So... 498 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:14,100 This Vicar is stopped for speeding, and the policeman smells alcohol... 499 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,900 and sees an empty bottle of wine on the passenger's side floor. 500 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:22,100 And he says: "Have you been drinking, Reverend?". And the vicar says, 501 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:24,900 all innocent, like... 502 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,400 all innocent, like... 503 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,600 And the vicar says all innocent, like: 504 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,100 "Just water, Officer." And the policeman looks over to the bottle and says: 505 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,400 "Well, that looks like wine to me." 506 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:43,000 "Wine!" cries the Vicar, "Good Lord, he's done it again." 507 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:48,900 That's funny. - Yes, that is quite funny, isn't it? 508 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,400 Mummy! Mummy! 509 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:57,500 Billy Martin came after me, but Grace was there and I said "Broccoli", 510 00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:01,600 and now he's dead. Billy Martin's dead! - Oh my! 511 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:05,500 Aren't you a busy bee? - Grace, this is Grant. 512 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,000 Ah... Is it Halloween? 513 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:14,400 Jokes, Grace. Have lots of them! - Oh, well done, you. 514 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,900 Oh... isn't this nice? Billy Martin is dead! 515 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,200 Could we have a word? Billy Martin is dead? 516 00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:29,400 Oh good Lord, no. No, he's not dead, he was just unconscious, if I may judge. 517 00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:33,700 But, please, don't tell Petey, because he's so excited. 518 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:37,800 Grace, can you come and look at the pie? - Of course, dear. 519 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:42,100 I fucked up big time. - She shouldn't use that language. 520 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,300 Let me get this straight. My son's rid of his bullies. 521 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:59,100 My husband has become a comedian. 522 00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:04,100 And my nymphomaniac daughter has discovered cookery. 523 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,800 What's going on? 524 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:39,500 Oh, I'm so sorry! 525 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:43,500 I'm so sorry. Did I wake you? - No, not at all. 526 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,800 Did I disturb you and Walter? - Chance, be a fine thing. 527 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,000 Good night. - Good night. You know, 528 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:56,200 men do sometimes lose their way, dear. 529 00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,200 I mean, Walter is sweet soul, but he's a bit... 530 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,300 slow-witted like the rest of them. 531 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:07,900 I'm sure he'll find his way back to you in the end. 532 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:13,300 So you were married, too? - Yes, I was. A long time ago. 533 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:19,100 Did he lose his way? - With a little help from another woman. 534 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,200 Oh. - Completely lost his head over her. 535 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,800 Do you have a couple of minutes? 536 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:39,000 You sit down. I've got something to show you. 537 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,900 Oh, here it is. 538 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:49,100 Look, that's me when I was six. 539 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,000 So sweet. - I was a live one. 540 00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,900 Was? 541 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,000 Here he is. That's him. 542 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:02,500 What was his name? 543 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,400 Arthur. 544 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:09,700 He's very dapper. 545 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,600 I was a fool for a handsome fellow. I was young. I was very young. 546 00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:16,700 Too young. 547 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,700 And then he dabbled. 548 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,100 And that was that. 549 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,500 Walter only dabbles with God nowadays. 550 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:31,300 In that case he'll come back to you. 551 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,600 God would never stand in the way of such a beautiful young woman. 552 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:11,500 Will you find your way back to me? 553 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,200 Could you? 554 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,300 Clarence, is that you? 555 00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:50,900 Clarence? 556 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,000 Oh my God! Clarence! 557 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,500 God! 558 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,500 Do you think he found that bloody dog yet? - Oh, Mr. Brown is on holiday. 559 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,700 Is he? Where has he gone? 560 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:58,900 I think, he said Down Under. - Oh. 561 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,500 Hey. 562 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,800 So... 563 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,400 I have been up every night thinking. 564 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:30,700 If we only get one chance for happiness in our entire lives, Gloria, 565 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:35,200 that nobody should ever die without having found it. 566 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,300 I'm not alone. - Huh? 567 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:41,100 I'm not alone. 568 00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:47,900 Oh. 569 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,000 So, I talked to my guy, 570 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,200 and Mexico is on. 571 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:59,000 I got a date tomorrow. - What? 572 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,900 I told you, when I move fast... 573 01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:07,600 Oh, that's too fast, change it. - I can't, the ticket's are booked. 574 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,600 Change the tickets. - Honey, they're booked. 575 01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,500 You can't change them? 576 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,500 Gloria, this is everything we've been dreaming of. 577 01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:22,700 And the hotel? - Hotel's perfect. On the beach, like you said? 578 01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:28,000 Yes! I mean, walking distance, seconds. - The best hotels are on the beach, Lance. 579 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:32,700 Gloria, this is so much better than a hotel. 580 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,300 For fuck's sake, it's a time share. - Here we are. 581 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,400 Oh, Grace! Grace, this is Lance, my golf instructor. 582 01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:44,800 Lance, that is Grace, our housekeeper. - It is very nice to meet you, Grace. 583 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:49,100 Gloria has told me all about you. - You're American. 584 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,100 Yes. - That obvious, huh? 585 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:58,100 Well, please don't let me interrupt you. - Oh, sorry. 586 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,400 We just talked about our next session, 587 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:05,100 our next practice session of golf. Weren't we, Lance? 588 01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:09,900 Right, practice session. - We can talk about it later, can't we? 589 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:14,700 Well, actually... I kind of need to know now. 590 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,700 It can't wait? - It's all confirmed. 591 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:23,400 Well, I have concerns. - What... kind of concerns? 592 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:31,400 I just want to make sure we have the right equipment... the right kit. 593 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:34,600 I'm not sure we have the right wood. 594 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:39,400 Hey, you are talking to me. 595 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:43,200 You do not have to worry yourself about wood. 596 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,400 Yes or no, Gloria? 597 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,200 Alright. 598 01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:01,700 Okay. Good. 599 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,600 It was nice to meet you, Lance. 600 01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:10,800 It's a pleasure to meet you, too, Grace. 601 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,900 About 5 o'clock? The place? 602 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,600 The usual place? - Okay. 603 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:22,100 Okay, well, you ladies, have a lovely lunch. 604 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:29,800 He's got a marvelous swing. 605 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:31,900 Has he? 606 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:35,700 I visit 2000 years ago, I met this nice Jewish girl, 607 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,800 and they're still talking about it. Ha, ha, ha... 608 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,700 But joking aside, it's true: 609 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:48,200 2000 years later, and we are still talking about it, 610 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:52,500 and that's because it's something worth talking about. 611 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:58,300 Oh, Grace. 612 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,100 With these jokes, things come alive. 613 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,900 They really do. - Excellent. 614 01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:09,100 You're doing very well, Vicar. - Thank you. 615 01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:12,300 Now, have you thought about sex? 616 01:03:15,100 --> 01:03:16,700 Ah... 617 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,400 Sex? - Yes. 618 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,200 For the convention or... - The bible is full of sex. 619 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,300 Haven't you noticed? - The bible? 620 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:35,400 The song of Solomon, for example. 621 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,800 Ah, no, that is the passionate declaration of love... 622 01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:43,700 from a devoted man to God. - No! 623 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:47,100 It's about sex. 624 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,300 Right. 625 01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:53,200 Here, read it again, Reverend. 626 01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:57,800 I'll make you a cup of tea. 627 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:14,000 "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: 628 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,100 For thy love is better than wine. 629 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:22,900 His fruit was sweet to my taste. 630 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:27,400 His left hand is under my head, 631 01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:31,100 and his right hand doth embrace me. 632 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:35,700 Behold, 633 01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:38,700 thou art fair, my love. 634 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,900 Behold, 635 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,800 thou art fair. 636 01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:56,100 Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet. 637 01:04:57,300 --> 01:05:00,800 Thine eyes are as doves behind the veil. 638 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,200 And comely is thy mouth. 639 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:13,000 Thy two breasts are like forns feeding among the lilies. 640 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:18,100 Thy navel is like a round goblet... 641 01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:22,900 wherein no mingled wine is wanting. 642 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:30,700 Thy belly is like a heap of wheat, 643 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,200 set about with lilies. 644 01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:39,500 Let thy breasts be as clusters on the vine. 645 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:44,400 And thy mouth like the best wine. 646 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:51,500 Open to me my dove, 647 01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:56,800 for my head is filled with the drops of the night. 648 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,800 Come, my beloved, 649 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,000 let us see if the wine flourishes... 650 01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:09,700 and the tender grapes appear... 651 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,000 and the pomegranates bud forth." 652 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:43,400 Wow... showtime! 653 01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,900 Oh. Come on. 654 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,300 Come on to Uncle Lance. 655 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,100 No, no, don't. Come back. 656 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,000 Oh yeah! 657 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:23,700 Oh, my Lord. They're just like little rose petals. 658 01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:10,300 Oh. 659 01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:12,200 Oh! 660 01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:14,100 Oh, bingo! 661 01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:20,700 Oh God, Lance, you're a lucky man. - Good evening. 662 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,800 Good evening. Can I help you? 663 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,700 Grace, right? - Yes. 664 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,700 I lost my... Have you seen my wallet? I seem to have dropped it here. 665 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,100 Got my pen, got my speech, 666 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:48,900 and I'm really rather nervous. - You'll be fine, and I'll think of you. 667 01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:52,700 Good. - Jesus Christ, you two, put it away. 668 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,600 Bye-bye. - Bye, Dad. 669 01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:00,800 Cheerio, Petey. Goodbye, sweetheart. - Bye, Dad. 670 01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:02,700 Grace. 671 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,500 Forgotten something, darling? 672 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,600 Have you seen Mr. Brown lately? - No, he's in Australia. 673 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:26,600 I hope the convention goes well. - Yes, thank you, Grace. 674 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,800 Goodbye, all. 675 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,500 Reverend Goodfellow! 676 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,800 Reverend Goodfellow! - Mrs. Parker. 677 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,900 About the flower arranging committee... 678 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:51,600 which I will be more than happy to talk to you about in a few days, when I'm back. 679 01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:55,300 Oh. 680 01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:57,200 I see. 681 01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:59,100 Oh. 682 01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:04,100 I noticed that your housekeeper... 683 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:08,400 was having a great deal of trouble with her car last night. 684 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,400 Her car? 685 01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:19,800 That's not Grace's car, Mrs. Parker. - It's not? 686 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:28,600 I've seen it there often enough. 687 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:32,400 At first I thought it was a taxi. 688 01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:53,300 Well, goodbyes are never easy, but it's not forever, dear. 689 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:08,400 Hello, it's me. It's after five, and I'm here and you're not. 690 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:13,300 So, well, it's funny actually, because I only came here... 691 01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:18,200 to tell you that I'm not coming, but I guess you beat me to it. 692 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:23,800 Perhaps you're already there with one of those girls you don't know. 693 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,900 Have a nice life, Lance. 694 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:38,200 Before the break we were talking about murderers on parole... 695 01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:45,200 Oh, there you are. 696 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,600 Dinner's at eight? - He didn't show up then? 697 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,500 What? - Your American. 698 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,600 Your golf instructor, your practice session. 699 01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:01,800 No, no, he didn't. He's sick. 700 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:05,900 Oh. 701 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:09,300 Yeah, he... he called it off. 702 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:10,900 Yeah. 703 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,900 A woman they called the Trunk Murderer. 704 01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:18,000 Rosemary Jones, Bill. - Don't get me started on Rosemary Jones. 705 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:23,800 It really Is a sorry day and a sad society when someone like her Is released. 706 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:28,500 I think we have some pictures, do we? Yes: The Trunk Murderer, so called, 707 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:32,800 because they found her husband and his mistress chopped up In her trunk luggage. 708 01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:36,900 A month ago she was released from prison. - Mom! 709 01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:40,200 Yeah? 710 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,400 I think you'd better see this. 711 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,500 Mom! 712 01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:50,800 A classical pathological psychosis. - But the parole board said, 713 01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:55,200 she demonstrated the capacity to change. - No, no, the point Is, 714 01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:59,500 that she Is out loose and among us now. - You mean, she's wandering the streets... 715 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:04,900 and up to her old tricks again? - I wouldn't put It past her, Theresa. 716 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,300 Oh my God. 717 01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:25,400 God's Mysterious Ways. I think, it's a good title, Reverend Goodfellow. 718 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:29,000 I really do. I like it. - Really? Thank you. 719 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:32,100 And they'll like it, too. I'm sure. 720 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:40,600 I'm taking a look. - No, I don't think, 721 01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:44,800 it's the appropriate way. Holly! - Have you ever seen inside it? 722 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,600 No. - Exactly. 723 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:51,600 Hang on! 724 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Gloria, are you here? Holly? 725 01:15:02,900 --> 01:15:05,000 Are you up there? 726 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:06,700 Shit! 727 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,900 Shit! 728 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,800 Hello? 729 01:15:23,300 --> 01:15:25,900 Are you in here? 730 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:29,500 Alright, my word! 731 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:43,100 Please be there, Lance. - Who's Lance? 732 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,400 Here we are. How does this work again? 733 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,400 Missed call, press green. 734 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,400 Hello? 735 01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:37,900 This is Grace speaking. Would you like to come out from under the bed? 736 01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:39,900 Coming. 737 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:44,500 Great to see so many new faces here today. I know some of you came a very long way, 738 01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:49,700 thank you. And some old friends, Morgan. Great result for the rugby at the weekend. 739 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:54,900 Now, down to the more serious business of the day, our opening address. 740 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:59,100 I'd like to introduce the Reverend Walter Goodfellow... 741 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,400 from the Parish of Little Wallop! 742 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,700 Good evening. 743 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,700 Good evening, Gentlemen... 744 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:39,300 Uhm... Ladies and Gentlemen. 745 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,800 Uhm... 746 01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:44,500 It's an honor... 747 01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:47,300 to... to deliver... 748 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:50,500 the opening address of the convention, 749 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:54,000 uhm, and my subject... 750 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:57,100 is "Cod's Mysterious Ways"...uhm... 751 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,000 "God's... God's Mysterious Ways", 752 01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:06,000 I'm sorry, I'm sure that Cod have mysterious ways. 753 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:14,900 But it's the mysterious ways of God that I wanted to talk about this evening. 754 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:20,800 Cod will just have to wait for their own convention. 755 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,400 So! God's Mysterious Ways. 756 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,300 I'm so glad we can have this little chat. 757 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:37,500 What have you done with Lance, Rosemary? - You know, I prefer Rosie. 758 01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:40,700 It takes me back to my childhood. 759 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,800 What have you done with Lance, Rosie? 760 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:47,000 Who the hell's Lance? - Yes, well, 761 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,500 that's the question. You see, Lance... 762 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:56,400 Lance liked to make films. 763 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,700 Can you work this, dear? 764 01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:06,900 Showtime. 765 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,400 Come on to Uncle Lance. 766 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:17,200 Who the hell is this guy? I'll kill him! - That won't be necessary, dear. 767 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:20,400 Oh my Lord. They're just like little rose petals. 768 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:21,700 What? 769 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,700 Not the type you would have been happy with in the end, dear. 770 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:30,100 Don't change the subject. You have a dead man in your trunk! 771 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:34,500 No, no, he's not in my trunk, dear. He's in his car. 772 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:38,700 And that wasn't just any man, was it, Gloria? 773 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,000 That was your lover. 774 01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:49,100 That was your lover? - Now, you've got to understand, Holly, 775 01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:52,500 your mother's been very unhappy, and lonely. Well, you know, 776 01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:57,700 your father, well, he's a busy man, and along comes this handsome American... 777 01:19:57,900 --> 01:20:03,400 with his accent and his swing, not the type I would approve of at all. 778 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:07,700 You can't go around killing people just because you don't approve of them. 779 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:13,400 Oh, that's what my doctors used to say. On this point we could never agree. 780 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:17,700 Anyway, I could see, your affair was ruining the whole family! 781 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:22,500 You can't expect me to sit back and do nothing about that, can you? 782 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:26,900 It has absolutely nothing to do with you! - It has everything to do with me. 783 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:31,000 It's the least a mother can do for her dough... 784 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:33,700 her daughter. 785 01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:40,200 That's something else we need to have a chat about. 786 01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:53,100 They'd send me photos, now and again, the nuns. 787 01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:57,100 This is one of your mother when she was your age. 788 01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:00,100 Wow, Mom, you looked gorgeous. 789 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:06,200 Aren't we forgetting the small matter of dead bodies? 790 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:10,000 How did you know about the other bodies? 791 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,600 What other bodies? - Oh, you didn't know about the others. 792 01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:18,500 What other bodies? 793 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,800 Just Mr. Brown's dog. 794 01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:25,700 And Mr. Brown. 795 01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:30,400 You killed them, too. 796 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,400 I did it for you, dear. 797 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,200 My mother... 798 01:21:41,900 --> 01:21:45,800 Oh, I've waited so long for you to call me that. 799 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,200 So, what do we do now? 800 01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,400 And when I'm asked: "Why do Vicars always answer a question... 801 01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:04,200 by posing another question?", I always reply: 802 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,600 "Well, why shouldn't we?" 803 01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:10,700 But what, in the end, all this comes down to, 804 01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:15,800 is how we deal in life with the problems that we have to face. 805 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:21,100 Sometimes it's a question of just taking action, 806 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,500 of making decisions, 807 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:27,300 of involving others, of finding your resolve, 808 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:30,300 and seeing it through. 809 01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:35,600 But at other times, it's about something much less tangible. 810 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:42,300 Sometimes all it takes is a little grace. 811 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,300 A little of God's grace, 812 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:09,800 and all our problems seem to fade away. 813 01:23:18,300 --> 01:23:22,600 Now, should we demand an explanation from our Lord? 814 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:27,200 Question his methods? 815 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:31,300 Or should we merely enjoy the benefits? 816 01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:35,300 Well, 817 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:40,800 I don't think the good Lord wants us to question too much. 818 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:45,400 Isaiah, Chapter 55, verse 8: 819 01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:49,500 "My ways are not your ways." 820 01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:55,100 And I think, what he basically means by that is: 821 01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:59,000 "I'm mysterious, folks. 822 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,000 Live with it." 823 01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:11,900 Thank you very much. Thank you. 824 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:24,500 Oh, Jesus Christ, I can't do it. - It's alright. 825 01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:29,700 I didn't chop him up or anything grizzly like that. Where are you going? 826 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,900 I'm not doing it. - But I can't drive. 827 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,300 I'm not getting in the car. - But, I'm a learner. 828 01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:40,600 Officially I need someone with me. - I think, under the circumstances... 829 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:44,400 the normal rules do not apply. Grace, wait. 830 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,500 Who is it? - Mrs. Parker. 831 01:24:57,500 --> 01:25:00,500 I suppose I have to use the pond again. 832 01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:02,500 Again? 833 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:08,700 No, I don't want to know. I go inside, and you do whatever you have to do. 834 01:25:09,700 --> 01:25:13,200 And I thought being an orphan was a bad thing. 835 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:27,600 Oh my God, he's really stiff. 836 01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:33,200 Oh, Holly, do you have to? - I never saw anything like this before. 837 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,200 Oh my God. 838 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,200 Oh my God. 839 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,400 Oh, my God, that's... 840 01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:44,700 It's just not fair. 841 01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:48,700 Other daughters get to plan weddings, 842 01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:52,600 and bake cakes, and go shopping with their mothers. And what do I do? 843 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:56,700 Dispose of dead bodies. - I could say the same, you know. 844 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,800 Oh, shall put the kettle on? 845 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:08,600 Men were the downfall of the Jones women for as long as there were Jones women, 846 01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:12,600 and that's why you have to be careful about the types you bring home, dear. 847 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:17,300 Wild and dangerous might be appealing now, but believe me, you're on the same road. 848 01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:22,200 You are. - I should get me a boyfriend like Dad? 849 01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:28,000 Oh my God, you would, wouldn't you? - There's nothing wrong with your father. 850 01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:32,400 I knew you were a bitch to him, but I always thought you loved him. 851 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:35,100 I do love him. 852 01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:39,000 I do love him. - Then what about the letch? 853 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:43,000 I'm assuming Dad doesn't know about him? 854 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:51,000 Because I don't think he should, I don't think he should know anything. 855 01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:56,300 Right, Grace? - Mom's the word, dear. 856 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:24,000 Oh, you're awake. I brought you some tea. - Thank you. 857 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:29,400 Mrs. Parker, last night, do you think she might have seen something? 858 01:27:31,900 --> 01:27:33,700 No, why? 859 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,600 She's on her way over. 860 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:44,000 That doesn't mean to say she saw anything. - Who? 861 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:48,300 What are you talking about? - Mrs. Parker, maybe she saw something. 862 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:52,100 She did not see anything last night. - She saw you last night. 863 01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:54,200 No. - Possibly. 864 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,900 Oh my God! - I'll see to her. 865 01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:02,400 Oh no, you won't. You'll stay right here. You've seen to quite enough already. 866 01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:05,400 Oh my God. - Just keep calm. 867 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:09,200 Mrs. Goodfellow, did I wake you? 868 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:14,400 Actually, yes. - I was hoping your husband would be home. 869 01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:18,100 I need to speak to him. - No, sorry, he's away. 870 01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:22,300 He's on a three day convention. - It's about the... 871 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:25,800 the flower arranging committee. 872 01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,300 Oh, uhm... 873 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:32,600 you'll have to talk to him, not to me. - Cynthia Martin... 874 01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:36,900 has been doing her level best to undermine my leadership. 875 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,900 I believe she's planning a coup. 876 01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:44,500 A coup? - Behind my back, yes! 877 01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:49,200 If you don't mind, I just need to sit. 878 01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:56,100 Behind my back and behind the Reverend's back as well. 879 01:28:57,100 --> 01:29:01,000 It's a disgrace. I would even go as far as saying, 880 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:06,100 it is amoral. And knowing what I know now, 881 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:11,000 I don't see how I can keep quiet. - Jesus Christ, I knew it. She knows! 882 01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:16,400 And when the Reverend finds out, he will be mortified, I can assure you. 883 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,900 I'm going to tell him, Mrs. Goodfellow. - Grace. Grace, no. 884 01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:23,800 No matter how much damage is done, he must be told. 885 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:28,000 Well, I'm sure Walter will have a quiet word with Cynthia Martin, 886 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:32,000 and it will be all sorted out. - But it's not just Mrs. Martin. 887 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,800 They've all got their sordid little agendas. 888 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:41,400 In sixty years, Mrs. Goodfellow, I have never known anything like it. 889 01:29:41,700 --> 01:29:46,700 And in my condition, too. It's really affecting my heart, you know? 890 01:29:46,900 --> 01:29:50,900 I really do wish it didn't have to come to this, but it does. 891 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:55,000 Your husband must be told. - That's quite enough, Mrs. Parker. 892 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:58,400 Out of the way, dear. - What are you doing? 893 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:02,300 I will not have this family torn apart after all we've been through. 894 01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:07,200 She knows! She was going to tell dad. - About the flower arranging committee! 895 01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:11,000 This has nothing to do with anything else... 896 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:15,300 Mrs. Parker? - Oh, dear. 897 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:20,000 Mrs. Parker, can you hear me? - Shit, is she... 898 01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:25,000 Yes, I believe she is. 899 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,700 Oh, God. Oh, God. 900 01:30:29,300 --> 01:30:33,500 She said herself, she had a dickey heart. - I think you might have a dickey heart, 901 01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:37,900 if someone came at you with a frying pan. - Well, it was a simple misunderstanding, 902 01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:41,800 it could happen to anybody. - This cannot go on, mother! It is enough. 903 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:46,000 I understand you're upset, dear. - I am! I've got two dead bodies. 904 01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:50,100 One in the pond, one in the sitting room. - You've got 3 dead bodies in the pond, 905 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:53,300 you forgot... - I do not want to know. 906 01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:56,500 This has gone too far, and I mean it. 907 01:30:57,100 --> 01:30:59,600 I understand. 908 01:31:01,100 --> 01:31:04,700 I It's not as if anyone's going to miss her. 909 01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:09,500 Mom? Dad is back. 910 01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:12,400 Hello! 911 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,300 Hello! 912 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:22,800 There we are. - Hello, sweetheart. 913 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:26,200 Hi, Dad. - I'll tell you, I've just had the best... 914 01:31:26,500 --> 01:31:30,300 Sorry, I was saying, I had the best convention. 915 01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:36,100 Hello, everyone. Oh, Mrs. Parker. How are you this morning? - She's fine. 916 01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:40,300 Darling, I thought it was three days. - It was going to be three days, but... 917 01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:44,700 It's so lovely to see you. - Bye, Dad. I want to hear all about it. 918 01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:47,700 Well, I delivered my sermon. 919 01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:52,900 And, how did it go? - Very well, I even had them laughing. 920 01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:57,500 But you know what was really amazing? It was what happened afterwards. 921 01:31:57,700 --> 01:32:01,700 Because I was getting praise from everybody, from the counsel... 922 01:32:01,900 --> 01:32:06,200 and my peers. Normally that would be... But you know what I was thinking? 923 01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:09,100 Why am I here? 924 01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:16,100 Well, you've always been a deep thinker. - When... what matters most to me... 925 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:19,000 is back home. 926 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,600 Oh, darling. 927 01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:29,500 So, 928 01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:35,400 they made love in every room in the house, did they, Lilian and Brian? 929 01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:39,000 And they went around twice. - Twice. 930 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:45,400 I think we have some catching up to do. - No, I have to see to Mrs. Parker. 931 01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:50,300 Oh, gosh, yes. Do you need me? - No, it's the flower arranging committee. 932 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:53,300 I swear, it'll be the death of her. 933 01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:58,800 Mrs. Parker's sudden passing came as a dreadful shock to us all, 934 01:33:00,900 --> 01:33:05,900 but as we well know, God does move in mysterious ways. 935 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:12,300 Which reminds me of a keynote address, which I deliver recently, 936 01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:16,100 of which I think Mrs. Parker would have approved. 937 01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:19,400 Excellent sermon, Reverend. - Thank you. 938 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:23,700 Thank you, goodbye. - It was. It was very good. 939 01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,100 Reverend Goodfellow. - Mrs. Martin. 940 01:33:26,300 --> 01:33:30,500 I wonder if we might have a talk about the flower arranging committee this week. 941 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:34,400 No, but perhaps next week. I'll let you know. 942 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:37,400 Oh... very well. 943 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:42,300 Goodbye. 944 01:34:29,100 --> 01:34:31,600 Who is it? 945 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:34,600 It's me. - Oh, come in. 946 01:34:49,300 --> 01:34:52,900 I think this is for the best, don't you? 947 01:35:05,500 --> 01:35:07,700 "My dearest Gloria, 948 01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:11,800 it was a slice of heaven to finally meet you, my dear. 949 01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:16,400 You have made a mad old woman a very happy mad old women. 950 01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:20,900 I'll miss you and your beautiful family, 951 01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:25,300 but I'll be visiting, just you try and stop me. 952 01:35:25,900 --> 01:35:28,600 Love to you all, Mother." 953 01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:38,700 "Dear Mother, how many months has it been now? Two, three, four? 954 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:42,000 Yet still we talk about you all the time. 955 01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:45,800 We're looking forward to your visit, and lots planned for the whole family. 956 01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:49,000 So what's new and exciting here in Little Wallop, you may ask. 957 01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:53,400 Holly's got a very nice new boyfriend, and she told me to tell you, 958 01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:56,700 that you'd be pleased with her choice. He's not like the others. 959 01:35:56,900 --> 01:36:00,900 I actually believe he might be a calming influence on her. 960 01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:06,400 And Petey's doing very well, turning into quite a confident young man." 961 01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:10,700 Which reminds me of the time, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, 962 01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:14,400 a Vicar, a Rabbi, and a Priest all walk into a pub, and the barman says: 963 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:16,600 "What is this, some kind of a joke?" 964 01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:21,900 "Walter's a changed man, too. I'd even go so far to say, 965 01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:25,500 that our life here together is complete." 966 01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:36,100 "I'm by his side in all the ways he needs, and he's by mine in all the ways I need." 967 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:40,700 Mrs. Parker felt that not enough was being done to this part of the railings... 968 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:45,600 inside the church whilst too much is covered in the front porch. 969 01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:51,900 "By the time you read this you'll have arrived at your new job. Good luck, 970 01:36:52,100 --> 01:36:57,700 I hope there are no hitches, but something tells me that you'll do fine." 971 01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:25,300 Hi, darling. You remember Bob and Ted. I'm afraid it's as we feared. 972 01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:27,800 The pond. Algae. 973 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:32,000 Blue-green algae. - Which apparently is quite serious. 974 01:37:33,100 --> 01:37:36,100 It's very serious. - Very, very serious. 975 01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:40,400 So, we're just discussing the options. - As I explained to Reverend Goodfellow, 976 01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:44,800 your pond is in the water-table. So the algae doesn't only effect you, 977 01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:49,000 it effects the whole village. And the blue-green algae... 978 01:37:49,300 --> 01:37:53,900 is one of the worst you can get. So there's really just the one option. 979 01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:57,800 Yes, as he says, really there's really... 980 01:37:57,900 --> 01:38:00,900 just the one option. - Which is? 981 01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:02,900 Drain it. 982 01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:14,100 Drain it. 983 01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:19,800 Shall I put the kettle on? 984 01:38:25,700 --> 01:38:29,100 "So, between you and us, I'd say life if very good indeed. 985 01:38:29,300 --> 01:38:33,200 No dramas, no crisis, it just ambles along in its quite merry way. 986 01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:37,100 A couple of hiccup here and there, of course, like the pond. 987 01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:41,300 Which now they tell us needs draining. Which is a bit of a farce, 988 01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:45,600 as you could imagine, but I'm sure we'll sort something out."